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Badjes I Love (88)

On the next Arrested Development ...
During London summers, it's the only option to trying to waste hours in the chilled food aisles of Tesco
marveloso!
That jumpsuit!
Tasty goodness
One of a kind
Funny funny funny
Keeping the pipe cleaner industry in business for decades
You're naughty. You're gaudy. But you're not a tart.
Yo momma rocks!
The first cut may be the deepest, but things can be better second time round.
Nothing says sprintime like tottery sheep
Ooh, naughty. So, so naughty.
Crazy as a bag of cats.
Creamy goodness! Must be served chilled.
Ahh, isn't he just lovely!
I (heart) billable hours
Some great technology at work ...
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Hours of fun just trying to figure out what the hell the toy was
Quackers
Oooh. Wooow. Yooow.
An absolute wonder
Oh, how I wish I could do the arm swoop! :(
Ach, greeat
Burn me, baby
When else can you buy discounted mince pies and nuts?
Discounted in January :)
Watch The Daily Show. You'll understand why the BBC are gods.
Shiny happy drunks holding hands
Makes lots of money for tax advisers and lawyers. Hurrah!
I want one!
Buy me a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and I'm yours. I'm a whore for a good vintage.
The world's finest.
Nice little gtalk element.
Flickity flickity flick.
Tartare sauce :)
*titter* pants.
Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
Thanks to training courses, I've superrationalised my internal efficacies.
Does what it says on the tin.
We're all just running up that hill.
Dandy!
Simple. Well executed.
Teeheehee
Hate you. Love you. The cat decides. Attentive. Ignorant. The cat decides.
Crazy like a fish.
I love the way you bring clarity of meaning and purpose. I hate people who abuse you.
Kisses for me, save all your kisses for me. A fabulous highlight of the year.
Mine is powder blue
Simple. Well executed. Noice.
I love lamp!
H4X0R3D
Ohh, you little nuggets of fishy goodness, how I love you so!
I like you. Do you like me?
They're just so rude!
Ohh, you little nuggets of loveliness
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine to fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Zoidberg!
Marvellous! Would be even better to reward our valued opinions through engagement recognition (super-users, star users, etc.)
Nothing like it
Mamma Mia, here we go again!
Can't live if living is without you
The way that they walk! The way that they talk!
Oh, little salty minion of the sea, come to my belly.
Oh, I dunno ....
If it's done right, it can be really really good. But when it's bad, it's terrible. :(
Gwan. Gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan.
Much better than zips
Random acts of kindness make all the difference. Saying thank you to someone unexpectedly. Holding a door.
Curved lines. Recessed lighting. Emissions and DVT aside, a beautiful beautiful thing.
I like these people. They are great. Everyone is great. All is marvellous!
Nyom nyom nyom
Boo-i-full
Something very homely about the old Districto Lineo
Stir fry with garlic. Very moreish. Not very Belgian.
Terribly en vogue, you know.
Unless it's Turkish coffee, naturally
Talented, and you just know you'd have a good time!
Great fun indeed :D

Badjes I Hate (69)

I hate dishwashers.
Keep your patois off my language
Nobody has the right or authority to terminate the life of another, irregardless of the circumstances.
Bring back interim hot Cap'n Birds Eye.
You get in the way of my bus. Shoo. Shoo.
Firstly, it's coriander. Secondly, it's ubiquitous.
I aspire to it, but I love the occasional cheeky carbon-filthy jaunt
If I wanted press feeds, I'd go online.
"I'm a recruitment specialist. I'm going to ask you lots of pointless questions from a list."
BA all the way!
I'd like to see them claw a celebrity. Perhaps Anthea Turner?
Keep it to yourself!
Time to bring in the R word
Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold.
Lie me on the floor and walk on me
Overrated
I'm a definite detractor. Pah!
One joke pony
Pah! Pah with a handul of pssht!
Put your teeth away.
Someone needs to invent the builder's crack privacy flap!
Just take an office printer home.
Go away, go away :(
Pah!
Your PhD is on a non-current political philosophy. Suck on that, aha!
Shut up. I hate you.
Shut up. I hate you.
Stupid stupid stupid.
Bus overcrowding is horrible. People are wet, old, smell & everyone falls over. Boo.
I'll sue Ethiopia you!
Despicable
Entirely superfluous.
Bad enough, and then they bought Pret.
Just shut up.
Perversion and comb-overs go together in my mind
Things don't become "personal" because you put them in Comic Sans.
If you don't fit into your clothes, it generally indicates they're the wrong size. This is easily, easily fixed.
Get. Out. Of. My. Face.
Nobody likes a quitter.
Stop trying to flog magic beans in the form of equity loan!
My dear, you're vinegar with a little bit of sugar.
Ooh, contentious, but Guinness is just too heavy. And then people get Guinness farts. And that's not good. :(
Quite simply, not funny
Stop trying to look intelligent. You're just putting numbers in wherever you feel like it. I know. I can tell.
Impossible to get comfortable. Between pillow, a/c and bed, end up resembling a pornographic starfish at some point of the night
The person in front of you who has now waved that soup at the scanner for the 21st time. And as for buying wine ... !
What's wrong with succeeding through hard work rather than chance?
Mmm, yeast with beef extract
Yowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesteryear is a callin
I only want to buy one ... but I don't want to miss out. Stop messing with my head!
Bad hair. Bad bad.
Are you talking to me or not?
Hiss boo. "Let me check my email while I'm peeing". Why? WHY?
It's got hair on it. For god's sakes, man!
Run away! Run away!
All I want to do is sleep, but it's too hot and my head is on fire.
If it fits, it fits. If not, give it a good shove. Chances are it'll do the trick.
This is a city, not a theme park. Get out of my way!
I want to give money to the charity, not the collector.
Laptop in, laptop out, frisky frisky, toiletries all about.
Shouty shouty shout shout. Who moved my pipe and slippers?
Bleuch. Bleuch. Bleuch. Why must taste fly out the window come Decembertide?
Moseley lives!