Jeff's Page
Member since 18-Dec-2006 22:53
Full name:
Jeff Home
Location:
SE London
Sex:
Male
Age:
36
About me:
I'm opinionated, unfit and not satisfied with the status-quo.
Badjes I Love (368)
I've got this really cool pen... you can change colours... wanna try?
With that plastic smile, she embodies all that is American when it comes to cheesieness
Can has tunez
Excellent book - excellent radio show... mediocre TV show.
Don't mind me... I have a breast fixation today (that's all)
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Good chance to make sure you're still in the will!
Seriously nerdy news service with attitude
O, hai!
I keep mine in a sack and bring them out for fun when I'm drunk!
Nature's way of saying "go away, I am not edible"
What? You no like ring ding?
I like to blame things on the moon
*burp*
There is no CDDB for vinyl!
Polished lanes, big balls and beer. I can't think of anything better. Oh, sweaty shoes.
You wouldn't see Jonah Lomu pulling a "hollywood" when he takes a hit. Unlike "round-ball" players.
Make my funk a P-funk!
Hmmm... yip yip, YiP!
Your rock is eroding wrong
Orange and chocolate. Hmmm!!!
The best way to make sure you don't spill your coffee!
Recycling for the airwaves
Old way for the old tunes
Happy St George Day, England!
Black skin - white fur. Odd... but in a cool way
A dog playing the paino? Sure! Why not!
It's better than the alternative (s)
I'm up for any green herbs... they make life more spicy!
Push out those chests - pout hard, baby!
I wanna be a reaper too!
Money for Nothing was released when I was a teenager - which is good and bad I think :)
Biting the hand that feeds IT!
A very weird film - done very well
Goes to show you that even old sports heroes can make the headlines!
What a clever idea!
Wold be even better if it was broadcast on terrestrial channel range!
Traditional rural England :)
Cartoon Head shows that it's not just weed the script writer was enjoying at the time!
Excellent reason to invest in contact lenses!
Bela Lugosi did the best Dracula
A real fun do!
Et puis je fume, aussi!
They go great with burberry and work to create a unique look, indeed!
Even though the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, this is OUR side of the fence, dammit - and I like it!
Sexy Boy!
Why wouldn't one enjoy Blood Pudding?
If you've got it - flaunt it, baby!
Especially when watching on a Black & White TV
Anyone who riles the Pope has my vote!
Original? Or just a fake?
We're ALL going to DIE!!!
A very expensive way to prevent getting wet when it's raining.
Whole nations have risen (and fallen) over the choice of jam in Doughnuts. The Jam raspberry ones are always the best.
We need Team America!
Beats the smell of Umesh!
It's great fun disconnecting the output hose... so the hot air blows back into the office. Well... funny for me!
Money can't buy you love - but then... it can buy a lot of loving :)
Insert inert lump of plastic for cash! Brilliant!
Personally I think the hot sauce is a little on the spicy side.
Utterly, utterly, utterly brilliant. The man was a genius.
Bombay Sapphire, Tonic and a dribble of lemon juice. Drink. Repeat.
The perfect companion for any man.
If you have no Tabasco, try wasabi!
Oh, Catherine! Oh, Heathcliff!!! Catherine! Heathcliff!
Never has hot water tasted so fine
Cone... Ice cream... chocolate... nuts... so what is there to hate?
Easy come, easy go?
His music lives on... as Yusuf Islam he released an album in 2006 - An Other Cup.
I think Charlotte is nice
Nice green coloured vomit... YUM!
The best kind of movie complete with prejudiced burning of non-believers!
RIP John Inman :(
They caused Boston people to phone in a terrorist threat and closed a bridge! Rock on!
That chest of drawers he used to disappear into always made me anxious as a child.
But of course you are :)
The shoe phone was a classic. Such a clutz.
History... pure history.
Penfold was just the best. Cartoons made for adults and targetted to kids... clever!
Would you like that shaken, or stirred?
It's the minis that made it for me - and Benny Hill :)
Puts hairs on your chest (and prepares you for making excuses to your boss about slipped deadlines later on in life)
A great chance to stretch the legs and meet others that work in the same building!
Many hours spent as a kid playing with this disturbing toy
Guys... dinner is on the floor!
Not much in this world can beat a good Thai Curry for lunch
It's refreshing to see older people following the fashion examples set by the chav youth of today. Mutton dressed as mutton!
Designed for meetings and enthusiastic attendees
He he he he *wheeze* *snigger* *snigger*
It just sounds dirty
Those crazy Japanese - only they could come up with this kind of product
The war in Korea was one of the earlier mistakes the US made... one of so many.
An interlude.
He gets to drive all those flashy cars and never has to top up the fuel tank. Priceless!
Sake is the best part of Sushi
New personal best: 11693
Just add flesh for the perfect dessert.
YUM!
How else would the heavey items make it up the stairs?! Thanks Mr. Sainsbury's!
Really satisfies!
Nice and dark
Berserkers!
Next week - flying haggis
It's about time someone picked on dogs! They never get a hard time!!!
Just the thing to cure a hangover!
I'm not an alcoholic - but I hope to be one day!
Hours spent watching Baldrick running all over the dig :)
Good hard-core fun.
Poor guy has such a wee todger - you gotta feel sorry for him!
Went past their use-by date, but a funny show nonetheless
Chicken and Mush. Classic fare any time of the day.
Best job I've had for a long time... it's hardly a job when you enjoy your work!
Excellent drama... and I hate most of the tat that says it's "hospital drama"
Long hair, weird accent, punchy lyrics... shame about the tune :)
Hit turbo-boost, Michael!
Soup with sodium - better than with salt
A great reason to vote Democrat
Bring on summer!
Dogs are a man's best friend
He strips, right?
Reminds me of Wellington, New Zealand - also known as the Windy City
Diet Coke for me, please
Maybe it's because I'm not a Londoner
Cold and hard... like me
Talented chappie
The White Room - definately!
This online delivery company "gets" it. Great customer service, great delivery. I'm hooked.
Cool idea - anything to avoid having to watch advertising
They keep the mice down
With cheese and hot hot chilli
As long as we get more sunlight - I'm all for it
Very fast way to get fit
With a reduced red wine sauce and some sautéed mushrooms
Grew up watching this cartoon - probably crap, but the memories are great!
Great brand!
Another way to quaff the elixir. Make mine a double!
That crappy looking plant would look great in front of the door. What?! You mean you use the door?! That's not Feng Shui
Nice with cheese.
Just what you need to make your blood boil!
Lemon Juice, Sugar... hmmmm... not just for Shrove Tuesday, either!
Hmmmm. Sugar. Jam. Hmmm!
Woof! K-9 was so cool... I wanted one like him when I was about 9 or something. Very 70s.
Now with improved ability to levitate - avoiding the classic problem with stairs!
In the town where I was born, Lived a man who sailed to sea, And he told us of his life, In the land of submarines...
I remember him from Lost in Space
Supermarionation!!! Kinda like Beta-Max... didn't really happen
Matt Damon (I know it's already been done - it's just the best I cold come up with - other than "America - Fuck Yeah!")
It'll eventually do wonders for traffic in the capital - and what better way to fund public transport? :)
I was hooked in the late 80's when I first heard the music
Great production - amazing use of things to make sound
She's probably the best tourist attraction in London - and she's hardly ever here!
He promoted decriminalsation of drugs for personal use.
We used to have anaglyptic wallpaper - nothing like some "low relief" sculpture on the wall!
Helps ensure builders and surveyors have work to do
Taking obscenity to new levels. Yeah!
Edge-of-the-seat anxiety - that gets a little tedious by about season 4
My favourite way to string a paragraph together
Always... on the phone!
To be sure
A great way to trivialise other people's lack of strategy
I just can't believe someone didn't think of it sooner!
A talking dog... who is scared all the time. The perfect companion for a modern wuss.
In moderation
The good stuff is really good... the bad stuff isn't worth sniffing
Yum!
Finally a place to get rid of all my old junk
Wonderfully dysfunctional
Woof!
The only way to get home if I miss the train
Clever stuff from those crazy folk at Google
Stylish design, superior implementation
Nothing like hearing the sound of shredding powder
Just don't eat it too quickly
Really satisfying when done in private
Created a burning desire to visit the stars (and make light sabre noises)
Stewwie is my hero
Power to the people - write your own history!
It's nearly here! Nearly!!!
A real "fly-on-the-wall" view of life within the Vatican
One of the few cities I would consider moving to in America
Because you shouldn't hate your mum!
Set the scene for generations of gamers
Not a lot of people know this...
Adorably vacant
Bloody and tender. The only way to have your meat
I pity the fool that hates Mr T!
Deep and meaningful insights into cubicle life
Furries on the big screen
Brown sugary sweetness. Hmmmmmm.
Classic frontier adventure series that somehow never got the attention it deserved
Stomp stomp stomp!
It's the life-blood of the internet - like it or not
Who wouldn't want to travel into the future?!
Classic slapstick
Dare I say it? I, Xandir, am on a never ending quest to save my boyfriend!
Interesting documentary
They remind me of how much I've changed :)
Those crazt Russians sure did know what they were doing when it came to vodka!
The city that just won't sleep... were opportunity waits at every leap.
Ok if you can stay on the "right side" of them
With salt. Don't forget the beer either.
Some wonderfully mellow tunes from the duo. King Raam and The Staunton Lick are my favourites.
Whatever blows your hair back, baby
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end?
Overheard just the other day - "Why did Kirks's wife leave him? Because William Shatner!"
Screw the diet - it's cheesecake!!!
Here's a new game for you boys and girls: "Log"
One word: fresh. It's a great farmers market.
Rare breed boar meat. Their "Iron" Back Bacon is a wonder to behold.
Glug glug glug!
Great show
Wonderful selection in the UK at the moment
Like most things - in moderation
With a dollop of vanilla icecream - yum!
When managed wisely :)
*swoon*
Always fun to meet new people and try to figure out what makes them tick
Much cheaper than the alternative - buying a horse and learning how to ride
A man not afraid to make the tough decisions. Mad... but fun :)
Wonderfully liberating when worn correctly. I marched around in one for a while when I was a laddie.
Great with a burger - a cornerstone of growing up in New Zealand :)
To tame developers - just add a toy to their collection every week or so. Stuff like foam rocket launchers are ideal!
Got to be bleeding, melt-in-your-mouth flesh from a cow. Moooooooo!
"Cocky"! You said "Cocky"!!! How fowl.
Nothing Gratr - perfect with Winr... a real Arc.
Mojo power!
Really put Slough on the map
How can you not love this?!
Very clever of those folk to have breathed life into animation as they have.
A talent that will continue to outlive her for generations
Milky rice treat - hot or cold, with a bit of jam. Yummy!
If only he could talk - unfortunately he's always on the phone
The Diva is just incredible!
We share many of the same qualities - especially the coffee addiction
Such a long number - get so simple to describe. Very clever stuff!
He was just so cool. I remember wishing I could do that thing with the Jukebox :)
They're big - I mean REALLY big. What's not to love about that?!
She can cook for me any time she wants!
Nothing like holding your breath to screw up the reading :)
Continuing a proud tradition of burning our planet's precious resources. Make mine a Chelsea Tractor!
When I read a good fantasy novel, I am the hero! It seems only fitting, really :)
I miss K-9, though
In moderation - of course!
So cringeworthy
A true super-mom
A great way to warm up your hands on a cold winter morning
They continue to promote same-sex values to the youth if today
Given to us by the Gods for safe keeping
A great way to expand your vocabulary and show off your adding skills.
Iconic and influential - and a bit mad, too
The cornerstone of any successful web site
I say - if you've got it, flaunt it! Yeah!
I try to make sure I have a birthday every year - I haven't missed one yet!
Shakin' up the telcos is always good
They stink - but they look so cute
Has anyone seen my gumboots and velcro gloves?
Removes the original taste (or lack of) from anything and makes it "tasty" again
As long as I've had a good sleep - I hate getting up early :)
Decadently greasy - totally addictive
I'd leave the tree up all year if I could :)
Yummy, yummy!
Taking back power from the "Man"
My second most favourite jam in the whole world. It's fun to make, too!
When they work, they are a hassle-free way of paying for public transport. When they work, that is.
My wife asked me for a double entendre - so I gave her one
The accent, the verse, the poetry. Proof that British literature is on the move!
Come up to lab - see what's on the slab!
Loved the game show when I saw it - and it keeps amusing me on repeats
If only my own hair wasn't so sparse I'd give growing one of these a chance!
Sugar, Chocolate, Milk... like heaven in a cup!
Errol Brown - the very definition of groove
Awww... zipppppy! I loved him as a child.
I just like the bicycle song - fun lyrics
Since rediscovering it several years ago, I can't get enough of this stuff!
A wonderful apricot wheat beer - light and refreshing for summer time.
Just like having a portable roof over your head all the time.
Much better than filthy light bulb jokes :) Enlightening!
Novelty ways to stick stuff into various body orifices. Hmmm... kinky!
The only way to survive the daily commute is to do it in a book.
It is an EX-parrot!
Any reason to eat cake is a good reason!
Modern scultpure in a little wee chocolate egg. The pinnacle of civilisation!
I almost failed 1st Year as a result of this devilish game. Ah such bittersweet memories :)
I always take the tablets with me when I travel (nothing worse than a cold when on holiday)
Bring it on!!!
It's just really fun stuff! The more the merrier I reckon *shiver*
I love the fact people do it - but I'm not really a fan of the end result :)
Hot buttered loveliness that just melts in your mouth.
When you finally catch some, it's so relaxing!
For people who can actually tie a decent knot
Nothing like a spot of Earl Grey to keep ones pecker up, what?!
As a kid - as a grownup... it's just great fun
Because they are just too cute to hate!
But only early on monday mornings :)
Single seater, great turning and it could carry light bombs! What's not to love?
The more, the merrier! Maybe we'll even get some decent cuisine as a result!
Reminds me of Basil Brush
Always reminds me of Bruce Forsyth
It's always fun to reach out to total strangers on the phone... especially in the evenings!
One reason - sugar... colourful, liquid sugar!!! Hmmm.
Just like Valentine's Day and Xmas - it's a great excuse to spend, spend, spend!
Because I know how much fun it was to write the code to show the question mark image!
A chance to get out from behind the keyboard and play with noisy tools!
I love the meaty flavour - nothing beats a chicken and mushroom pie (hot out of the pie warmer)
I just wish I had more free time to do some of this "life" stuff.
There is always time to learn new skills - and this is a real doozy!
Butter is good for you.
Perhaps they do this to give the impression they're shouty and loud!!!
Even the Lego people have a God!
The breakfast of champions. Add extra salt for maximum hardness.
A wonderful way to see how far computer gaming has come in the past 28 years.
When done well, it's the finest way to drink coffee.
Full of helpful people with all kinds of esoteric knowledge on IT and related topics. And comedy threads galore.
But only in the morning. Or the afternoon. Or the evening.
I only love it, because I just can't be bovvered hating it.
The thinking-mans crumpet.
None of the British muck... New Zealand marmite every time
The look you get when you mistakenly drink "off" milk
Something to take your mind off things when trekking to the North Pole or something.
Actually, I just like Fozzy Bear and the dog that plays the piano.
A great way to get a light-weight site up quickly... and easy to get to grips with. And free!
The dinner that keeps on giving well into the next day (if you're lucky)!
Except when you step on the little pieces with bare feet. Ouch!
A fun way to justify buying junk you'd never consider normally.
You can drink it faster than it takes to pour properly. Oh - thick and creamy, hmmm.
Their love of mankind - and genuine caring attitude can but only endear them to one's heart.
I can really relate to staying home all day and having sex with the gardener.
The nicest of the Tequilas I've tried (and remembered).
Mother's Ruin! Glug glug glug...
So smooth and on tap throughout New Zealand! Wonderful brew.
Real class - I fell in love with the lady in my first nudie pen.
Hours wasted trying to dock without autopilot. Old skool!
You can use it to make any old website look good.
Smooth heads and confused looks really do it for me. Mr Bailey is a genius in his own lifetime.
Was really good in "Merry Christmas Mr Lawerence".
I think it was the guy in the huge nappy that did it for me! Wonderfully controversial - and funny to boot.
A charming look at life in metropolitan Ireland.
Warm, friendly and charming people interested in nothing more than helping out their fellow man.
This is the first real documentary about suburban Australian life.
You can look down on your fellow road users with distain - you have a REAL car.
'nuff said
The nicest tasting plastic you can buy.
Empowering (to the wearer) but a bit tricky to deal with when it's windy!!!
The Badj.it error page is SO much more fun to read than other error pages.
Because I want to be there
Kinda like squashing flies, really.
Wonderful night-life... and very friendly locals.
Clever idea, implemented by a bunch of smart cookies! Well done all!!!
Great for when you can't be bothered looking for a regular park. Wide too!
Budding talent farm... pity about the English entrants this year
You gotta love foamy... always ready to self-promote :)
Full of sweating smelly guys with thick glasses... sign me up! Eww err!
They make me fart... and that's just funny
"I want that one!" has become my life mantra
Without it, we wouldn't have Badjit! Javascript is the way of the future, man.
Hungry? Eat a brownie, get the munchies, eat a brownie, get the munchies...
Great, standards compliant browser with heaps of tools for us developers. IE sux.
Kiwis are not only witty and charming, but world-wise and... special
It'll be even better when it launches properly!
I want to work with these guys!
I bet I can throw this steak over that mountain
Anything that winds up car drivers is all good
Helps prop up the running shoe industry
The best computer company in the universe!
Because I live here - suck it up
Nothing better than a dead dictator
Badjes I Hate (212)
I don't like telling my stalkers what I'm up to!
Strangers. Make them go away!!!
People who spam are the lowest form of scum
Means more money for the fat cats
Wax is supposed to go on the bottom of your board - to make it go faster
Process sucks the vitality of anyone stuck within it's spikey clutch
For those that can't handle their first life, this is probably a good thing.
You think they are cool? You look like a twat.
One ugly druggie.
They're not funny.
It's pink and yellow... and looks like shit. Oh, wait... it IS shit!
It's a crap badj
Stupid idea. Bollocks to idealists who think big business give a toss about the planet.
Like a chocolate teapot - rarely as useful as they think they are.
Annoying little pricks - all of them *grrr*
Crappy reception when I was a subscriber
Scratchy and always getting caught in my mobile phone - not to mention feed scraps! Ew!
More chewing gum for the brain.
It's a crap idea!
Whilst it's not necessarily bad to fear foreigners, it says as much about the society as it does the individual.
Unless I have a good reason (like being drunk), I'll never eat this shit.
Great for tossers
It's too green - where are all the other colours?!
Crap idea to prop up people who don't know how to use a credit card
Someone always has to fart - and I'm always in the wrong place :(
They always weigh so much - and inevitably leak onto a white shirt
Bling anyone?
They embody all I despise about bad customer service. The customer is last (not first) with these tossers.
Usually these people are shallow and suffer immense mood swings (and bad acne due to steroid imbalances)
It's this kind of equipment that inevitably leaks white noise across all the neighbour's WiFi equipment. Great keywords, too!
You can make up any stat and 98% of the people accept it blindly. The tools of the trade for a politician.
Crap idea. We'd be better off harnessing the power of the oceans. Less noisy too.
Makes you feel like you are watching an episode of 24
Not when it's wider than the Watford Gap!
More chance of being mugged if you flash one of these in the street.
Great if you feel the need to rebel against *insert perceived authority figure here*
Junk mail - but for my computer *sigh*
Take the tail of a cock... and drink it?! No way!!!
They taste like chocolatey plastic with nut things. And they are over-priced (surprise)!
If you leave the loo seat up - you will lose money. Simple Feng Shui 101!
More ways to make us feel guilty about not being born in poverty. Not really the best way to raise awareness (or funds)
Bad man. Evil man. One day he will meet his makers... sooner rather than later, I hope.
Yet dross nonetheless :)
Total crap. Typical of so much that we see coming out of the US.
It's just wrong (and off-putting)!
I seem to end up with the booby presents every time I participate!
Only good for when you are drunk and can't find a Burger King
They are never quite enough... and you feel a but dirty buying them
Like the world really needs more wacky organisations
More tat from China
They look like crap - and are invariably worn by those that would actually beat their wife
Nasty rabbit things - they kill the environment!
Always losing the toothpick and cutting myself when I try to close the "big" blade
Cliche after cliche after cliche. All of them crap.
Boring people for the most part that over-compensate whenever they go out
Just another corporate churning out hardware and struggling to remain competitive
Turn it off!
They are all crap. Crap description on this badj too :(
My comp[uter got p0wned and all my bases stolen :(
Sold his soul to informercials... he's going straight to hell for that one
The hip hop world can go hop on back to the sofa and take a back seat to some REAL skillz
Get a haircut whilst you're queueing for your latest dole check. Losers.
Pink cats?! That's not right.
It's a crap idea
I've always thought we should deal with the youth here at home before looking to help those in Asia.
A bit chewwy?
Politicians trying to be environmentally aware?! Come on... is it election time already?
They just sound bad. Never tried one. Probably never will. Meh.
Just an American politician with a stupid accent.
A guaranteed way to ruin your enjoyment of the first instalment
Very much an english thing I guess. Seems like low budget sci-fi (without the sci)
Unfortunate condition... funny in a school boy kinda way.
One of those things that you think you need - but only if you already own one. Basically another crap bit of geek hardware. Meh!
Stupid Tax - for special people that think it's somehow "their turn" to win
I still have no idea who makes money from these banner ads!
Stupid marketing choice by inexperienced creatives.
Piss off Noel.
More Ameri-trash. Didn't bother watching it - couldn't bear the thought of all that wasted time
Snap, Crackle, Pop my arse! Those are cornflakes!
For some, it's the only way they have of showing off I guess
Whilst I have a good set of chompers - these people scare the be-jesus out of me!
Litigation-happy bastards... on a HUGE scale
Bastards
Makes me feel like a bit of a fool :)
There is no room in a modern world for capital punishment... especially since there is no way to change the sentence once done.
They make you feel guilty when you sell them on eBay
Nasty people who inflicted countless beatings and untold misery on normal people - all in the sake of charity
Nasty piece of work - bad dictator
Too pickley for my refined tastes
Go away you crazy person! And don't send me any mail!!!
One word - Carbon Emissions (ok... two words)
May you bend into a thousand twists, Mr Clippy!
When worn with a singlet
Remember kids - this cartoon is not real
Sadly, the people that use this means of communication will never learn how to spell. Losers.
Waste of time indeed. We need to be told what to do... not decide it ourselves! Sheesh!
One word - dolls.
Gas guzzler extrordinaire
Foreign weird tasting things
The government are just greedy wanting all my cash like that!
Gargamel? Azrael! Smurfs!
Over-rated and over-used. I keep mine for special occaisions only
Crap idea.
Waste of my time :(
Nothing like a stupido picture with no description and no indication of what the Badj is all about. Lamo.
Plastic crap - neither funny nor cute.
Glorified criminals? No. I hate it.
Chewing gum for the brain
Someone less talented than Dick Van Dyke? No!
This is what all of the world would be like if America got it's way. A Plastic city.
In the same company as Viz
He's too gay
Sad attempts by sad people to hide from the passage of time - get over it!
They've got no reason to live
It hurts too much when you try to wax it off :(
Incredibly tedious to resolve when it happens to you
It's wrong. It's hypocritical. It's a sustaining reason to hate America and distrust her (and her policies).
Nobody likes a bad guy with a breathing problem
Full of noisy people more interested in texting their friends than watching the show
They are too heavy
Rots your teeth
American tat. Shouldn't be allowed.
Info-tainment for the underclass of British society.
I won't even to pretend to be PC on this... it's just unpleasant. If I were a mum, then I'd fight the opposite corner, I know.
Mostly pretentious pains in the ass when they think they are Web Designers (just by virtue of their career choice)
Public *crap* more like it
When it's other people
He has white skin. It's not natural.
Predictably unpredictable
A useful means to identify the crazy people early on.
A bad character choice - and one they must have actively made. Ah well :)
People are too easily manipulated by large fraudsters called "The Church". Same on them.
Just a little *too* disturbing.
Copying the script (verbatum) does not impart comedy. The actors in the US version aren't a patch in the UK one. Give it a miss.
Never seen it - don't think I ever will - hate it.
Not a patch on how I remembered it as a kid. Those cylons were scarey!
It's just another attempt to dumb down our population by the aliens
Makes people sound like idiots when they say it aloud.
*sigh*
Chewing gum for the brain.
I would love it - but I can't be arsed
Stinky nasty bad filthy habit.
Yuck. Clean it out - please!
Usualy a reflection of the poor quality of education and lack of vocabulary. And annoying when it's stuccatto
hypocritical *s who think they own the streets. they get no pity from me!
It makes me mad that someone is inconsiderate enough to leave their phone on loud - let alone unattended. Grrr!
Just wrong. In too many ways.
Bad wasp! Go away right now.
The vegetable equivalent of marmite (which is meat based?) I think. It smells vile.
Pile of stinky ancient cr*p - like most of the London Underground... bunch of striking slackers.
Really not my bag, baby
They suck your life - stealing your precious time to try and make you buy stuff
Shows how low British humour has sunk
Tedious way to waste your time.
Crap sensational headlines for stories that only the most shallow-minded might find enlightening.
Bring back valley-speak!
They get really grumpy when you ask them (constantly) how much various items are.
How many people can share the same buff photo of themselves?
Exploitative business practices in the Third World has prevented these countries advancing economically. Great coffee though.
They always turn up smoking cigarettes - it'll be the death of them, I bet!
